College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...