How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!