What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...