why
Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...