The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Results of damage testing
|It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...