A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
What does a blonde say after sex?
What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys.
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...