What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....