Quote #10533
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
Quote #12650
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Quote #6688
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people...
Quote #2926
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his...
Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #26001
Nothing is sadder than having worldly standards without worldly means.
Quote #5775
You have to lead people gently toward what they already know is right.
Quote #24237
Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel...
Quote #7322
Desultory reading is delightful, but to be beneficial, our reading must be carefully directed.
Quote #4881
Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.