Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28194 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to...
James Thurber Quote #34819 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Thomas Fuller Quote #11300 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Anger is one of the sinners of the soul.
Groucho Marx Quote #15059 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Erma Bombeck Quote #11178 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for...
Logan Pearsall Smith, Afterthoughts (1931) "In the World" Quote #3987 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich...
Danny Kaye Quote #9321 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
James Thurber, My Life and Hard Times (1933) Quote #1347 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion...
Fred Allen Quote #24833 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Heinrich Heine Quote #28555 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The weather-cock on the church spire, though made of iron, would soon be broken...