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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #28194

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to...
James Thurber

Quote #34819

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Thomas Fuller

Quote #11300

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Anger is one of the sinners of the soul.
Groucho Marx

Quote #15059

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Erma Bombeck

Quote #11178

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for...
Logan Pearsall Smith, Afterthoughts (1931) "In the World"

Quote #3987

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich...
Danny Kaye

Quote #9321

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
James Thurber, My Life and Hard Times (1933)

Quote #1347

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion...
Fred Allen

Quote #24833

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Heinrich Heine

Quote #28555

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
The weather-cock on the church spire, though made of iron, would soon be broken...
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