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The slightest sorrow for sin is sufficient if it produce amendment, and the greatest...
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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
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Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...
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Adulthood is the ever-shrinking period between childhood and old age. It is the apparent...
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No army can withstand the strength of an idea whose time has come.
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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The next best thing to being witty one’s self, is to be able to...
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You may use different sorts of sentences and illustrations before different sorts of audiences,...
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God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
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… it’s simply wrong to always order kids to stop that fighting. There are...