English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!