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Five fingers
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Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
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Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
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Microsoft renames itself
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An Internet Christmas
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Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Newly issued alcohol warnings
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Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Miller Time
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