Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...