Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
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