10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go ahead and leave the seat up. It’s easier for me to douche that way.8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.6. Please don’t throw that old T-shirt away.The holes in the armpit are just to too cute.5. This diamond is just way too big.4. I won’t even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.3. Wow!! It really is 14 inches.2. Does this make my butt look too small??1. I’m wrong, you must be right again..

