Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
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OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...