Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...