Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Meeting of the body parts!
THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
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Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...