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A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
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Too Much Computer Time
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Liver and Cheese.
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The Eighteen Bottles
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Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...