A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...