Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...