Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...