One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...