How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
“Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions” “Allah McBeal” “Wheel of...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...