Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...