Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...