Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...