Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...