Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9....
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...