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There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great...
When I die…
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The last words
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So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...