What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...