OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...