insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...