Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
What movies teach us
|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have...
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...