Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...