60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...