OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...