Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...