There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
50 Fun Things To Do During An Exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Top ten tips to know if you have PMS
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You’re adding chocolate chips to...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...