The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.