Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...