Fixing broken computers
|An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...