Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!