yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Bass jokes
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Pope
There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a...
Police are in a chase
|Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
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Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
Dumb Blonde Test
Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...