Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...