DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...