An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...