Husband 1.0
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A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
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The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Household physics
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