Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Barbie and G.I. Joe
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...