What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
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Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
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Computer help stories
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Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...