Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
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Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...