Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
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What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...